StretchJohnson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Really Cool Undertale Animation]

Wasn't very funny. Just some bad improv and the same strained voice...

[FLEX CALIBUR]

How long did this take? Is more coming? Why does it look like "OK KO"? Fuck dude!

[Sentinel Destruction 3]

Kinda boring. Nothing really interesting happens! That is, nothing original, creative, visually stimulating, nothing in terms of story or plot, happens. The two and a half are for the animation.

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Further details why

[BLACKOUT CARTOON - FIRST GAME]

Derivative writing and generic performance. At no point did anyone tell a joke. The format of two friends talking about things to deliver commentary is a tradition in comedy cinema; having them fight about a stupid mistake, make up directly afterwards, and just have them present observations to one another like an assembly line is a ripoff. The most soulless part of all of this though is the link to YouTube; way to de-validate any reasoning beyond money for making animation while simultaneously taking the spotlight and limited ad revenue from what few real artists with real passion remain here, huddling near the embers. You are the evil.

[Too Much Candy]

A nice little thing!

[Beyond the Fog: Episode 1 - A Rude Awakening]

So... Dad fight explosive Papyrus', then get's killed by Aang?... I'm in.

[The Gold Men]

Feel free to... You know... Produce this... And never stop producing it...

[EDDSQUEST]

What year is it?!?

[Down the Dungeon]

Could have used more environmental sound effects. People interacting with the room (landing on the floor, being thrown at the wall) doesn't make a sound.

[Prison of the Clairvoyant]

That's some good animation dog.